Today in Robots! I! Need!

These dudes made a pretty sweet one. Although I'm thinking a bit more robot, a little more swank, and a lot less videocapture. I prefer to travel in smooth, sweet peace.

I Need A Magic Carpet!

Might a magic carpet count as a robot? Might the worlds robotics experts find their way toward the making of magic carpets? 

How about just one for me? I want one.

I don't mean this sexually.  Although now that I think about it...

Still: Today in transportation needs I'm going to ask for my name to be listed next to Magic Carpet. Sounds like a better ride than Uber/Lyft/Bus... any old day to me.


Today in ROBOTS! I! NEED!

Samiya's Morning Robot:

Lifts me from sleep

Squeezes me like a sponge so all of my bathroom expulsion is handled.

Puts me on the scale, ensuring that the number is about 1 lb less than what it was the previous morning.

Washes me (it's likely best that I'm asleep until after this part, when I finally awaken refreshed and shiny clean).

Oils and lotions and perfumes and powders me.

Slides some badass clothes onto my body.

Does AMAZING things with my hair.

Gently pushes me into the kitchen which, having been cleaned by Samiya's Nighttime Robot the evening before, is aromatic with the smell of a healthy hearty breakfast made of exactly what I woke up hankering.

Presents me with a list of what I should do today, and promptly erases what I go NOPE! to. 

Handles whatever else my moody morning ass needs.

Backs away having done yet another amazing job and rests until the morning comes through again.

So uh ... let's get on this inventors of the world yes? I'm sure it's just #asmallmatterofengineering.