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Things I'd like to maybe start a Kickstarter for:

A big bed of sesame seeds build in a storefront window, whose window is covered in reflective paper, in which I can lay down to rest my wear bones for a bit and napsnack my way back out into the world cocoon style.
Visa fees for every Muslim in the world to come to the US mostly because it would be way more peaceful likely although we'd have to have a conversation about the necessity of bacon.
Someone who is paid CEO-level salary + great bennies just to follow me around (union workday hours is cool) and run my feet and legs and shoulders and hands and back and basically all of my body parts as needed like always.
Honeybee husbandry.
Mandatory, heavily stipended coursework for the entire western world on gaining an understanding of, and the language for, a real conversation on race, class, culture, gender, history, and the end of capital. With cookies and juice.
That orgasm machine from that Woody Allen movie from when he made funny movies before he was a known sexual predator. I don't know that I need to raise funds for mass production. I basically just need one and a backup.
One more orgasm machine to rent-out by the minute because then I'd never have to crowdfund anything ever again.
An American Truth & Reconciliation Commission. Televised live with social media access points ala periscope, twitter, etc.
Basically just more cats.

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Portland, Ore. 16.9.16 :: Beneath the fractured light of a harvest moon eclipse, black|bodies descend into PICA's Time Based Art Festival and radiate poetry/light.

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Now Gramming:

Y’all... all I’m saying is @brownivyx is not here to play with us. Got this piece back from @framing_resource this week. All the framedudes were speechless before this piece. Yo. @brownivyx. 🙌🏾🌹🙇🏾‍♀️

Mood: Jake Tapper’s Frown Lines. 😕

Just here on the gram, once again, at my #cat’s insistence. #catoverlord #catsofinstagram #iwokeuplikethis #nofilter #LupeLaReina

When the butter is dripping TLC waterfalls style because you and @bettinajudd2 are doing brunch sooooooo right.

MOOD. For. Real. The latest tote bag greatness from @brownivyx !! #wakandaforever #KillmongerBae #brooklynmuseum

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RT @Anhinga_Press: Submit your poetry! We want to read it. Open to all poets. https://t.co/GxghGVuIai
about an hour ago
RT @NifMuhammad: tell that to starbucks https://t.co/uTeeii6Ftj
about an hour ago
RT @olivesenior: Killer ‘Ghost net’ found off Grand Cayman https://t.co/jzhEPLZQkP via @RepeatingIslands
about 4 hours ago
RT @literaryarts: Literary Arts is proud to honor Oregon’s brightest literary talents at the 2018 Oregon Book Awards Ceremony. Come s… https://t.co/ICyemr41f9
about 4 hours ago
RT @elissawashuta: All this energy I've spent trying to be seen as credible and gracious should have been put into the book I'm working on.
about 4 hours ago

Today in Robots! I! Need!

February 19, 2016

TRASH ROBOT!

If I get all the garbage to the door, can't the garbage get to the cans somehow without me?

MUST I BATTLE THESE THIRSTY-ASS RACCOONS ON MY OWN MIGHT?!

Figure it out 21st century. I'm waiting.