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Things I'd like to maybe start a Kickstarter for:

A big bed of sesame seeds build in a storefront window, whose window is covered in reflective paper, in which I can lay down to rest my wear bones for a bit and napsnack my way back out into the world cocoon style.
Visa fees for every Muslim in the world to come to the US mostly because it would be way more peaceful likely although we'd have to have a conversation about the necessity of bacon.
Someone who is paid CEO-level salary + great bennies just to follow me around (union workday hours is cool) and run my feet and legs and shoulders and hands and back and basically all of my body parts as needed like always.
Honeybee husbandry.
Mandatory, heavily stipended coursework for the entire western world on gaining an understanding of, and the language for, a real conversation on race, class, culture, gender, history, and the end of capital. With cookies and juice.
That orgasm machine from that Woody Allen movie from when he made funny movies before he was a known sexual predator. I don't know that I need to raise funds for mass production. I basically just need one and a backup.
One more orgasm machine to rent-out by the minute because then I'd never have to crowdfund anything ever again.
An American Truth & Reconciliation Commission. Televised live with social media access points ala periscope, twitter, etc.
Basically just more cats.

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Portland, Ore. 16.9.16 :: Beneath the fractured light of a harvest moon eclipse, black|bodies descend into PICA's Time Based Art Festival and radiate poetry/light.

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What a beautiful night! So proud to pass the torch of the Stafford/Hall Award for Poetry to @mattminicucci’s beautiful book, *Small Gods*!! 🙌🏾✨🙌🏾#POEMS!! Thank you to @literaryarts for inviting me to share poems from last year’s Stafford/Hall — Oregon Book Award winning collection, FIELD THEORIES, to the full house of extraordinary readers, writers, and lovers of the word, and to all the finalists, fellowship recipients, and award winners tonight during the 2019 #OregonBookAwards.

Day 7. Does this “cold” ever end? I am once again refusing the Flu label. Because like can I go back to life this week? I miss life! My cat is lovely but her English is questionable and she doesn’t really READ. #DidISayIWasSick? #BigBaby #PimpDown #TherapyCat #cattherapy #catsofinstagram

“A Tale Of Two Cities” by Charles Dickens Editor: William Barr h/t Kevin Goebel @kgoebel & @jane_sasseen

The move from bed to sofa for sick day survival reading has begun. Wish my brain clarity. Also: survival reading gives the brain clarity. 🙌🏾❤️🙌🏾

Y’all. ‪So Mad I’m STILL sick!!! MORE sick!‬ Day FOUR! Dammit! ‬ ‪+ I swear I only get sick when it’s actually nice outside. I wish I had the strength for a temper tantrum. Toddlers got it so good. #PimpDown #BigBaby #didisayiwassick?

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Today in Robots! I! Need!

February 19, 2016

TRASH ROBOT!

If I get all the garbage to the door, can't the garbage get to the cans somehow without me?

MUST I BATTLE THESE THIRSTY-ASS RACCOONS ON MY OWN MIGHT?!

Figure it out 21st century. I'm waiting.